Based on true experiences. I am not responsible for any resembles.
- Name : People know me better by my employee id
- e-mail id: name.surname@companyname.com
- Age: 00011000
- About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I Think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made Me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but And most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
- Relationship status : what??????????????!!!!!!!!!!
- Ethnicity : Programmer.
- Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
- Religion : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love All religions.
- Political view : It is a process which runs in concurrence with projects but it keeps going on even after projects get over.
- Humor : weekly.
- Fashion : Ask my company HR. But, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
- Smoking : The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
- Drinking : The first is this.
- Living : Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
- Hometown : Yes I do have a hometown!!!!is anybody listening????
- Web page : http://www.naukri.com ,http://www.jobsahead.com - Isn't it Ultimate???
- Passions : searching for the cheapest pub around,,looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
- Sports : quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
- Activities : Cut – Copy – Paste codes from Google, Ctrl + Alt + Del, Changing system password after getting notifications, waiting for coffee breaks
- Books : "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
- Music : Computer error sound, keyboard sound, mouse click sound
- Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of my cubicle.
- Side Effects:
2. I keep my hand under the tap assuming the water will flow automatically until I realize that I am at home
3. I take my plate to wash basin after done with food even at restaurants.
4. When I hold my girlfriend’s hand, I hold it like mouse and start wondering why it is not getting clicked.
5. When I go for a movie, I keep looking at bottom right corner to know the time.
6. When I call my girlfriend, at the end of conversation I say “In case of any issue , I will revert you”
7. When I surf internet at home, I do not open orkut or facebook assuming it is blocked.
8. When I get up on Saturday or Sunday morning, I realize that I have not completed my 8 hours, so I go to
sleep again.
People…this is just for fun and make u smile …..I am the one who have made life very very easy for those countless people….. I am the one who is playing a small but important role in Indian economy…… I may not be as respectful as our soldiers securing our borders but I am the one who is a part of those brilliant Indians who are making the country proud..so cheers!!!!!!and enjoy your work!!!!!
Comments are welcomed!!!!
